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Bedazzled - Unused Opening Scene

Here is the original, unused and to date unpublished opening scene of Stanley Donen’s 1967 film Bedazzled, written by and starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. This scene is the entirety of the first page of a screenplay dated 13th April 1967.

INT. STANLEY DONEN’S OFFICE

STANLEY DONEN is leaning casually against the mantlepiece
in his elegant office. He becomes aware of the audience
and strolls toward the camera.

    DONEN

    My name is Stanley Donen. I am the
    producer and director of the film
    “Bedazzled” that you have come to this
    theatre to see. As producer and director
    I have naturally been closely concerned
    with every facet of its making. Having
    recently been shown a final print of the
    picture I was astonished to find that
    it contained elements and attitudes that
    could be interpreted in a way that I at
    no time intended. I have never been one
    to stifle artistic endeavor or free
    expression of ideas but I cannot lend my
    name to any enterprise that might in any
    way adversely influence immature minds.
    I have shown this film to a broad spectrum
    of responsible citizens and can only concur
    with their unanimous assessment that it
    might cause irreparable damage to unformed
    personalities. I refer of course to you.
    Therefore it is with great regret that I
    have decided to withdraw “Bedazzled” from
    distribution. In its place you will see
    an hour and a half documentary on the
    Canadian Rockies.

The DEVIL, a two inch sprite tiptoes up to DONEN’s ear.

    DEVIL

    Stanley, Stanley - this film cost
    millions of dollars - you’ll lose it
    all - you’ll go bankrupt if you don’t
    show it.
    DONEN
    Let him that is without sin - or to
    put it another way - Judge not lest ye
    judge incorrectly. It is with great
    pride and pleasure that I present -
              “BEDAZZLED”

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